18 Dec
A Sweet Words For The One I Respect The Most
A small cheer on your sweet face,
Looks like a shining sun,
I can give you what you have in your mind,
Only if I believe I am the best friend of yours.
06 Dec
Cricket In Heaven With Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly
Cricket In Heaven
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years
old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket,
like they do every day.Sachin turns to Sourav and says, “Do you think
there’s cricket in heaven?” Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and
replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal: if I die first, I’ll come back and
tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the
same.”They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by
himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Sourav… Sourav!” Ganguly responds,
“Sachin! Is that you?” “Yes it is, Sourav,” whispers Sachin’s ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, “So, is there cricket in heaven?” “Well,” says
Sachin, “I’ve got good news and bad news.” “Gimme the good news first,” says
Ganguly. Sachin says, “Well… there is cricket in heaven.” Ganguly says,
“That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?” Sachin sighs
and whispers, “You’re going to be the opening batsmen on Friday.”
Copyrights: G.P. Singh
06 Dec
Cool SMS Collection - December 2007
Cool SMS
1) The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car….u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words….
I ……la…. …puncture !!
2) Friends r like mirrors
they r our reflection |
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
3) You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have
known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting…. .
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you……
I ……
I …….
I rather look at the stars again. *****
6) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words
If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
9) Good looking people r hard to find.
That’s why u don’t ……
That’s y u don’t see me often.
Copyrights: G.P. Singh
30 Nov
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real
Did Anyone Ever Tell You that
Many Times When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad
For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You’re Fine
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You
Copyrights: G.P. Singh
30 Nov
90/10 Principle of Our Life
Discover the 90/10 Principle… it will change your life or at least the way
you react to situations. What is this principle? 10 per cent of life is made
up of what happens to you. 90 per cent of life is decided by how you react.
What does this mean? We really have no control over 10 per cent of what
happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be
arriving late, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off
in traffic. We have no control over this 10 per cent. But the other 90 per
cent is different. You determine the other 90 per cent… by your reaction.
You cannot control a red light. But you can control your reaction. Let’s use an example.
You are having breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup
of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just
happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse.
You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down
in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for
placing the cup too close to the edge of the table.A short verbal battle follows.
You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find
your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for
school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You
rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you
drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and
paying traffic fines, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the
building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes
late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As
it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming
home. When you arrive home, you find a small wedge in your relationship with
your spouse and daughter. Why? Because of the way you reacted in the
morning. Why did you have a bad day?
a) Did the coffee cause it?
b) b) Did your daughter cause it?
c) c) Did the policeman cause it?
d) d) Did you cause it?
The answer is ‘d’. You had no control over what happened with the coffee.
How you reacted in those five seconds is what caused your bad day. Here is
what could have and should have happened. Coffee splashes over you. Your
daughter is about to cry. You gently say, “Its ok honey, you just need to be
more careful next time.” Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing
a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through
the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You
arrive five minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comment
on how good the day is. Notice the difference? Two scenarios - both started
the same; both ended different. Why? Because of how you reacted.
You really do not have any control over 10 per cent of what happens.
The other 90 percent was determined by your reaction.
Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle.
If someone says something negative about you, don’t be a sponge.
Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don’t have to let the
negative comment affect you. React properly and it will not ruin your day. A
wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting
stressed out, etc.
How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do
you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? Do you curse? Does your
blood pressure skyrocket? Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry
about it. Don’t let another car ruin your day. You are told you lost your
job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying
energy and time into finding another job.
The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day.
Why pour out your frustration on the flight attendant?
Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.
Now you know the 90/10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the
results. It will change your life.
Copyrights: G.P. Singh
30 Nov
Life and A Cup Of A Coffee
Life and A Cup Of Coffee
Hi
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar……and the coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them intothe jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous “Yes.”
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
“Now,” said the professor, as the laughter subsided, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf ball are the important things–your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions–things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.
The sand is everything else–the small stuff.”
“If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your spouse out to dinner.
Play another 18 holes.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
“Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.”
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled. “I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there’s always room for a cup of coffee with ur friend.“
Copyrights: G.P. Singh
29 Nov
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she’s the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
“lets not fight anymore”
even though you know that
an hour later….
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
“I love you”
18.
Actually …
just the way they kiss you…
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don’t admit it)!
23.
The way they say
“I miss you”
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn’t hurt her anymore…..
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them …
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
yo! u say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
28 Nov
The Thames Barrier London UK
The Thames Barrier
The Thames Barrier is a flood control structure on the River Thames, constructed between 1974 and 1984 at Woolwich Reach, London. It is the world’s second largest movable flood barrier (the largest is the Oosterscheldekering in The Netherlands).
28 Nov
Emerging Economy Called “ISMS”
Emerging ‘isms’ of the new economy
INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, &
send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don’t know what to do
with it!
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both &
sell it as Cow’s milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to
innocent small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
SAPism
You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2…stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism
You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
Copyrights: G.P. Singh
28 Nov
Lets Have Some Real Fun With My Jokes.
Lets have Fun!
Women are like Elephants.
I like to watch them, but I wouldn’t want to own one. — W.C. Fields
Guys are like dogs.
They keep coming back.
Ladies are like cats.
Yell at a cat one time…they’ re gone. — Lenny Bruce
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. — Tim Allen
With my wife I don’t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine:
We were both crazy about girls. — Groucho Marx
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: ‘My dad owns a liquor store.’ — Mark Klein
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? — Benny Hill
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it.
I said, ‘Thyroid problem?’ — Emo Philips
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. — Les Dawson
A girl phoned me the other day and said …
Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. — Rodney Dangerfield
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me..”
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always (Always Right).
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Copyrights: G.P. Singh